BOBBLE HATS FOR MOTHS DOT COM: November 2018

SHY LIFE PODCAST SHOWS - COMING SOON!!

Here we are in November and there are plenty of episodes in store and we're constantly recording new shows for you! Our schedule list does tend to change every time I post, but this is a good guide!

Anyway, here is our current schedule!

206/207. Shy Yeti's Birthday 2018 - Part 1 and 2

I am planning 2-3 episodes around the time of my birthday - although I am recording them on my actual birthday so they probably won't be out until mid-November; watch this space!

208. The Two Paul's Show!

Paul catches up with his friend OtherPaul for an early birthday meal at a favourite restaurant - whilst the regulars experience an acute case of F.O.M.O.!

209. Live Pride48 Show - November 2018

Paul presents his live show for November - with more loopy extra material for those who download!

210. Catching Up With Cuthbert Computer!

Paul takes time out to catch up with Cuthbert - to find out about his favourite TV, music, food, books etc.

211. The Truth About The Murder Mystery Weekend!

It has taken a while but now we finally seem to have some answers about what ACTUALLY happened at the Murder Mystery Weekend back in October 2018 and the answers are REALLY going to shock you!

212. The Big Films Of 1972

Just for a change Nick and Paul discuss films - this time looking at the year 1972; also Aly (Nick's wife) chats to Paul about some of her favourite films and stage-plays. Recorded 27/10/18.

213. The Dragon And The Cacti!

Paul and Yeti Uncle John check in on Dragon Albert to see how he is getting on with Bert and Gert; John presumes that it will be a bit of a rescue mission - but they are both shocked by all that they find!!

214. Music From 1979

Nick and I discuss the big hits from 1979 on both sides of the pond; as recorded on 15/09/18.

### Additionally:

There will - most probably - be live shows every month; maybe even more than one closer to Christmas; but we also have plenty of other episodes either in planning or partially recorded.

### The New Caretaker / "Where's Me Booook!?"

What with Yeti Uncle John often being up in space - Bettina gives Paul the details of a caretaker who used to work on her Estate... It seems like a good idea until it becomes evident that this gentleman swings from being extremely lazy to shovelling every last thing into a bin bag... What ever will happen when he reaches the basement and finds all the tat in Cromitty's laboratory; what will happen to all those priceless Sutton Park tapes? For that matter will Cuthbert make it through the night!?!

### The Return Of Dameus The Interviewer

Dameus interviews all manner of podcasting celebrities as part of his return to the chat-show circuit.

### Re-connecting With The Past

Paul catches up with Cromitty and Martin and is excited to learn that Cuthbert has a few added advances that makes it possible to re-connect with the past via old episodes of SUTTON PARK... Ikk is slightly doubtful about it all - but he and Paul soon get to experience the process first-hand.

### Whatever Happened To Dusty The Scone-Eating Dandelion!?

Paul and the team receive a tip-off about an elusive acquaintance of theirs - Dusty The Scone-Eating Dandelion who went missing under mysterious circumstances some time ago... Will they be able to find him with the help of Martin and his detective pals!?

### Bettina and the robot butler

This episode sees Paul visiting Bettina only to find out that the house has recently become robotically automated; also Wifey Jo play a card game with Cuthbert.

### The Great Bingo Scam

Someone is rigging the bingo so that they win - is it one of the regulars or someone more sinister?

### The Continuing Mystery Of Long Lost Cousin Algernon

A number of episodes that involve Martin's investigation into Long Lost Cousin Algernon. What will he find?

### Tales Of Deadiegrams

The regulars share their memories of times when they have encountered Deadiegrams in odd situations.

### Brocante Saves The Day?

Bettina needs to sell some of her treasures and Brocante The Antique Dealer is called in - but can he save the day?

### Gordon The Crypt-keeper In Need!

Gordon is back - but he has recently lost his job! Mr Yeti does his best to try and help him out...

### More About The Alien Book

We learn a little more about The Alien Book which made Ikk so unwell at the start of the year - but, of course - things are never simple.

### Charlie Grrr and The Pie With The Pastry Plummage!

If all goes to plan with a trip to Venice in May then I plan to a record a pie-related giallo spoof with Charlie Grrr and some of the other regulars! I can promise that it'll be super silly...

### Digging Into Unheard Of Places

Paul digs through the archives to find a few interesting conversations that never made it onto shows. This episode has been postponed due to technical difficulties during summer 2018 and was replaced with another episode, but will be rescheduled once more material has been set aside.

Interviews in November

Leigh

Erik

Carey

FreakQuency

Homer

Alena

Toppie (bday)

LOTSL?

Patrick

T&L (bday)

Wes (TV)
George in Atlanta

Long Term Plots

Dameus and Bettina

Dameus asks Bettina to marry him around Valentine's Day 2019 - she says no, but only because she has been having doubts related to Zap's mysterious death. They reconvene soon after and marry 300. Zap (or his twin brother Zip) shows up at the wedding!

Ikk

Haunted by Zap / also strives to find out what happened to Dusty.

Yeti Uncle John

Confused as to whether he should tell Paul that he is his father!

Paul

His relationship with Long Lost Cousin Algernon!

Cromitty

More hypnosis - possibly Zap planted problems in other characters that are yet to come out.

Martin

Working with his boss to solve crime!

Charlie, Albert, Cuthbert

Background characters - may have their own bubbling-under stories from time-to-time.

Scripts

Long-lost relative called Algernon - 2

Deadiegrams

Big Fatty at Xmas

New Brocante script

New cryptkeeper script

Next live show

November 2018

Trowby and Lisa trying to do tests on Cuthbert?

LISTENER QUESTIONS (JAY)

Please place them here. Thank you.

SATURDAY

Recording with TS - Skype / HEAF Canterbury

SUNDAY

Recording HEAF / FreakQ

MONDAY

Do a review for Trowby and Lisa - 1 (DS)
Diary - links for Freak Q -
Record with George
Record with Carey

TUESDAY

Diary? Canterbury?
Finish 2nd birthday episode if not done?

WEDNESDAY

Diary? Leigh...
Finish 2nd birthday episode if not done?
Singing
Cuthbert ep - poems
Bits links??

THURSDAY

BF message with Cuthbert
Cuthbert ep - main episode
Truth about the murder mystery weekend /
Diary?
Dragon ep?
Caretaker ep?

Do a review for Trowby and Lisa - 3 (Maggie and Her)

FRIDAY

Home Diary??

FORTHCOMING EPISODES

IDEAS FOR FUTURE EPISODES

Do a blog post about it...

Links, poems etc for Pickle Hollow polari

Another Brompton Time Travel episode - but with more cameos?

Do more about Cromitty hypnotising people to forget when he makes mistakes. One character is immune to him. Dameus after his recovery??

Next year ST GERTRUDE’S DAY SPECIAL All dressed as cats; portions of the show presented in cat only sections. Cat interviews!?! MARCH 17TH 2018...

I would like to go back to real Sutton Park

I would like to go on the Watercress line to record real steam train sounds

The Two Part Birthday Special - November 2018

Pt1. Toppie and John try to arrange a birthday party for Paul, but everyone is going to be away. Let’s arrange a party, but we need to surprise Paul on the day. But Paul is on birthday holiday retreat. Paul speaks to Toppie via Skype and pretends that he’s in Barcelona but he’s not. Paul and Toppie can also have a little natter about any other topics that come to mind. John blows Paul's story of being away and Toppie reveals that he is waiting for Ikk to pick him up so they can all have lunch together. Sadly Ikk's space ship is playing up again - it is too late for Toppie to get flights. Aunt Tappie wishes Paul happy birthday! Toppie has all the party food with him, so Paul and John just eat dry crackers. He reads a poem maybe and there are Sutton Park clips. He decides to cook, but sets the fire alarm off. Harry shows up and has big plans for his birthday!! Paul and John are slightly sceptical.

Pt2. Harry, John and the gang throw a belated birthday party for Paul back in London. All is well, only one of the guests is not what he/she appears. The podcasting world is shocked when Paul is turned to stone by one of his guests. Only to find that she is a gorgon. Martin and Ikk are on hand to solve the crime and to try and reverse the effects. Toppie calls in to the party via Skype, but maybe he also plays the gorgon. Harry will also be at the party. Includes cameos from Jo, Calum and Beverley.

May also record another episode or two whilst in Kent. One might be about going to Canterbury with Harry on my actual birthday.

THE DRAGON AND THE CACTI!!

The Robot Upgrade

Cromitty combines the two robots and the end result is terrifying!!

The Dameus and Bettina Story

Dameus is worried about their money situation. Paul finds him gambling in a casino - and wins 500 Euros. Ikk worries what may happen to Bettina having looked into an alternate future. Bettina is having to appear on awful tv shows. It’s not happening here, but what if it did?? Maybe she finds an envelope in an old hat box with valuable shares. She forgot all about them!!

LIVE PRUDE48 FESTIVAL

April Fool’s Episode. Paul joins a new network where they have to be terribly polite. Tallulah runs the Station. Special Chair - antiques section.

When Zap dies is it really him or his twin??

The last episode of the podcast - in case I die. Bettina thinks it’s an obituary and goes into mourning. Ikk... Use clip from 167 where the subject is mentioned.

THE BERT AND GERT SHOW 2

THE DAMEUS TWINKLEHORN SHOW 2

interviews the guys from THAT’S A SHAME

NOISY PUB COLOURS is Ikk’s band. Music from GarageBand.

CHRISTMAS LIVE SHOWS

XMAS SPECIAL

REVIEW OF 2018

DEC 1: Santa calls at end; will Ikk and Paul take over...

XMAS DAY: They get lost in space...

NYE: Find their way home... See Zap... but it can’t be!?!

Ikk and Cromitty On The run with Cuthbert - others help. The aliens are after him but no-one knows why. Cuthbert has co-ordinates for reconstructing a sentient hologram of Nathan. Paul and Toby were planning on going there.

Record last 2 year’s Xmas messages with Gladstone etc.

Record review of the year with different guests - Nick, regulars, Trowby and Lisa, Toppie

Ikk's sister returns - is it her or is it Zap. Her name is Zip. Is she Zap's girlfriend?

Find a way for Toppie to interview me about the Shy Yeti script book.

HALLOWEEN EPISODE 2019

Something with Fran the Buttermere Ghost coming to visit Paul - he wants to see London. Maybe he falls in love with a London ghost - or a man who's not yet dead. He’s a bit clumsy. He’s scared of the other ghosts! Maybe Fran is recorded using the other MP3 recorder. Also Albert Skype’s in and wants to join him. Paul pretends the connection is bad and then feels guilty. What is True Fear? Ask Trowby and Lisa - a list of things - is this scary? (ie: an octopus in a hat reading quotes from Noel Coward plays...)

Next Year Plot for Scotland

Paul goes to see Nessie with Ikk. They go sight-seeing! Nessie is a bit distressed - usurped by the Loch Ness chicken/ Hamster. Paul concocts a plan to get rid of the rivals who is destroying the reputation of the area by posing for photos etc. No air of mystery.

What if the cast had been changed?

Alternate cast members

They show up!?! But I thought you were only in my imagination!?!

Exeter McFafafafa - pretentious, oooh my gawd - all about him. Don’t be such a donkey!!

Amnesia Lovelyshoes - alien groupie - her sister Sasha-Ann eloped with an alien.

Mr Cyrus Hollyhock - old, is a reincarnated cat, prudish

Harry

Under-rated or Favourite things

Sketch

Sutton Park

With Toppie too?

KEW - WHAT HAPPENED TO DUSTY?

Paul sees ads about dandelion flavour this and dandelion flavour that and notices an address near Q Gardens. They go to investigate and see Dusty. He is alive but new plants have been grown from seeds. They try to rescue him! They may be able to grow a new one! What about the other plants!?!

SALISBURY - RECORDING WITH NICK AND ANDY

Another live show - January 2019 maybe?

Review something else (for Round The Archives)

1969/1974 Years?

1990

1978

1980-1983???

Discuss films instead of music

Other over-rated things

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